Random News

Nipping in to bring you three "titbits":



Ronaldo (Christano Ronaldo ... not to be confused with the Brazilian one-named Football star) announced today that he will be staying with Manchester United.









David Tennent (Doctor Who #9) and Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard) are tearing up the boards in Stratford. Their Hamlet (the Doctor has the title role, Jean Luc is Claudius) is receiving excellent notices.















Noel Gallagher made news when he railed against the writers at the Guardian and the Observer: "It really pisses me off ... all these spotty herberts whose mams and dads voted for Margaret Thatcher all those years are now sitting on some moral fucking high chair."





Spotty herberts sitting on a moral high chair? I'll never learn this language.