27 June 2008

Sir Robert?! Flippin' hell!

I'm trying to keep to only one posting a day, but I just heard that as of Wednesday, Foreign Office have stripped Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe of his title, honorary Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath.

Robert Mugabe was a knight until just two days ago?

If that's the case, our beloved Lord Foppington should be honorary heir apparent!

I realize it's not hard to be a better example of nobility than a brutal dictator, but I have to believe His Lordship would start a whole new wave of Cool Britannia. How can we draft him?

IN RELATED NEWS: The England and Wales Cricket Board have decided to cancel a planed tour of Zimbabwe's team though the UK.

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